It may confuse you why former Nickelodeon star Amanda Bynes has been in the media so much as of late (or, perhaps, even who the hell she is), but you've got to remember that everyone needs attention.
Especially child stars (and especially when they're no longer children ... or stars anymore, for that matter).
Despite the fact that - much like media sibling Lindsay Lohan - Bynes hasn't actually "done" anything to merit a celebrity status worth noting, Bynes has managed to shove her way back into the limelight quite a bit over the last few years, be in the prototypical car accidents, drastic appearance changes and even a baffling admission of having "retired" more than 40 years shy of being able to receive social security.
Recently, Bynes came out with the admission that she has an eating disorder, keeping with the rather de rigueur trends of the times. Certainly, eating disorders are no laugh matter for any young woman, no matter what her celebrity status may or may not be.
But here are a few other tweets of Bynes' we've seen as of late that might make for even more shocking revelations:
"@perezhilton I don't want u to follow me or to be mentioned on ur twitter or site. Anytime u write an article about me I lose respect for u!"
"Hair extension time"
"They write a news article about every tweet I write and I hate the pictures they choose. They repeat what I tweet then add a bad photo."
"I'm suing certain blogs and magazines saying I have a mental illness! They take pictures anytime I've gained weight then write a fake story!"
"Rawr"
"Twerking Out"
"Skinny's The Fuck"
"If you don't get jealous it's because you don't care"
"When you write me on twitter and I ignore you it's because I plan on ignoring you on twitter and in life forever."
"If I'm not following you on twitter Quit acting like you know me."
"If you were hot, I'd be so into you. Dedicated to my exes still tryna holla."
We better leave well enough alone there, but it does make one wonder what a gal's gotta do to get a Bieber-esque monitor of one's Twitter account before things get really nutty.
What do you think? Has Amanda Bynes lost it? Or did she never have it to begin with? Sound off with your thoughts in the comments below. We'd love to hear from you!
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